Twins

No, I'm not pregnant with twins.
Just so we're clear, if I ever do, just take me out behind the barn.

Our family went to our annual Twins game already.

Already meaning, 

The-parents-have-finally-remembered-that-we-promised-the-kids-in-April-and-it's-now-September.

They were nosebleed seats but I guess that if you want a better seat...sit on the couch and watch from home.

Luke tried to keep score but he kept people watching and forgot to write stuff down.  Next time, buddy!